When there's no more room in hell... I won't even finish this one. Anyways, just try to get the theme song out of your head, I dare you. Now, where's my drill?
Ok, ok. I know what you're thinking, but wait... give me a chance to sell it to you:
One: It's got some pretty nice vehicle action going on. I'm talking about the Sisu XA-185 and the scrap-rods, not the Bentley. How the hell did they get Bentley product placement in a Post-Apocalyptic movie, anyway? Who exactly is the demographic that they're after here? The Humungus? "Just walk away... from your idea of automobile luxury".
Two: It's freaking "Escape From Scotland"! Look closely at the map of the infected zone, it's Scotland. All of it! Although, I could understand all of the actors' English in the preview. They really missed their chance to go all Trainspotting cannibals with this. To say nothing of "The Duke of Edinburgh". A noomber 1!
Three: Malcolm Motherfucking McDowell. Can you even make a movie like this without him in it? I bet he just showed up and started acting in it. No one invited him or anything, they just let him be in it because he was already there on the set stealing craft service doughnuts and living in the prop room. This alone is worth the price of admission to me.
Bottom line, It's gonna suck. But, man is it gonna be a good kind of suck.
